How to be born -- How to survive a maternity hospital and a state-controlled-nursery -- How to be a child -- How to go to school -- What to do after school -- How to go through a university without losing faith in life -- How to take advantage of the invention of the telephone -- How to use the mails -- How to be a woman -- Why toothpaste does not clean -- What is a work cooperative? -- On private initiative -- How to read signs in public places -- How to oppose -- What is the plan? -- How to go shopping -- How to be cheated by the state -- What civic labor is -- Ethics and metaphysics for every day -- Communism and Nazism : a short comparative study -- What it means to "mean well" -- How to love -- What a government office is -- How to be a playboy and play around -- The police, or conscience -- What a commission is -- What a passport to go abroad is -- How to be a Jew -- Upper class and its dolce vita -- Of what use are sports? -- Culture, or total disbelief -- What revisionism is -- America, of the total lie -- What is the word? -- How to die.